Michael Nouri crisps with toasted sesame oil

I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to make these. Toasted nori strips? As a snack? It's like renting a Michael Nouri movie and expecting to be entertained!
Michael Nouri crisps with sesame oil
adapted from this unfortunate recipe

2 nori sheets
salt
sesame oil

Pre-heat the oven to 250. Brush the nori sheets with water, and grind some sea salt onto one of the sheets. Top with the other sheet and press down. Use a sharp knife to cut them into suitable snacking size. Place on a cookie sheet and bake them for 20 minutes. Let cool slightly, then lightly brush with sesame oil. Try one of them. Open garbage bin and deposit remaining crisps. Vow never to make these again.

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